"You are not carrying me over your shoulder up 5 flights of stairs," Niou said flatly. "I would actally rather die." He supposed a piggyback was tolerable and Niou seriously considered just going back to engineering and locking himself in there. But he could hear screaming further up the stairs, and a look up showed... Tooyama climbing up the middle with people on his back. Which was... terrifying.

He so, so reluctantly climbed onto Sanada's back, holding onto the shogi board. Would this have been more or less awkward in pyjamas, he wondered. "If this ever occurs in the future, please make sure you wake me up for it."